“is it bad if”
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“is it bad if”

“what can i learn from” (My poop.)
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“what can i learn from”

(My poop.)

“why does my mom”
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“why does my mom”

“can you get addicted” (…to chapstick.)
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“can you get addicted”

(…to chapstick.)

“why does my cat” (Google knows cats suck.)
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“why does my cat”

(Google knows cats suck.)

“can you sex” (Sexually abuse yourself.)
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“can you sex”

(Sexually abuse yourself.)

“why are men” (Google doesn’t give a shit that you searched for men, it really knows you meant to search for why women are insane.)

“why are men”

(Google doesn’t give a shit that you searched for men, it really knows you meant to search for why women are insane.)

“can my husband” (Strip my membranes? Jesus christ.)

“can my husband”

(Strip my membranes? Jesus christ.)

“can my dad” (Checkin’ your web history from heaven.)

“can my dad”

(Checkin’ your web history from heaven.)

“can my nei” (Paranoid much?)

“can my nei”

(Paranoid much?)

“will i ever be able”

“will i ever be able”

“how can i make him”
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“how can i make him”

“how do i kill my” (Contemplating homicide?  Turn to Google.)

“how do i kill my”

(Contemplating homicide?  Turn to Google.)

“how do i make my cat” (Poop.)

“how do i make my cat”

(Poop.)

“why does my girlfriend” (Ask her, not google.)
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“why does my girlfriend”

(Ask her, not google.)